How to torture a husband in less than 50 moves
May 14, 2008 by Karen
1. As he’s standing in a nice, warm shower, go to the sink right beside the shower & turn on the hot water. Since there is no balancing valve in the shower, the warm water he’s standing under suddenly turns cold. Do this numerous times, until said husband decides to stop the torture by changing the valve.
2. Wait til said husband is installing ballasts on a UV system, then call him to inform him that one of his Oscars is feeding on the newborn Mollies that are at the top of the tank. Wait for the squall of “my babies” before sending email to California to identify the noise they heard.
3. Tell irritant husband to “stand there & eat your cookie” while in the grocery store, so that the woman who’s behind him hears it & starts laughing. (He was working on something he got from the bakery section at the time. We didn’t know she was behind him, it just worked out that way.)
4. Inform him that if he doesn’t stop being a pest, he’s gonna have spaghetti for dinner.
Yes, all these things happened to Chris. Yes, he asked for each & every bit of it.
Loved you blog!! You had me laughing out loud! Thank you!
I read your blog through the comments your left me on my blog about The Bacheolr, so thank you!!
I’m going to have to read your’s more often now!
“But I would not be convicted by a jury of my peers,
Still crazy after all these years.”
What can I say?????????